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Al Murray on Heart BreakfastHear what happened when the Pub Landlord popped in to speak to Ed and Sarah-Jane.
Ed on topless sunbathingListen to this hilarious tale from Ed about going topless sunbathing with his sister-in-law.
Take That Mark!To kick-off Take That Tuesday, Ed told a story about Mark Owen.
Ziggy and Chanelle SplitThe love story of the year finally ended - and Ed was distraught!
How Dumb Are We?On A-Level results day, Ed tests Sarah to see "How Dumb Have You Become?"
Ian Beale in his pants!We talked to Adam Woodyatt about tonight's EastEnders
The Guy GuideWhat men want...
Mick Stubbles' DreamOur Wimbledon Correspondent shares his Sue Barker fantasy... oo-err!
Ed's eBay Problem...We were happy about Ed being sold on eBay for £411.99... then we realised there was a problem!
The Guy GuideHow women should please their fellas...
The famous Irish girl!Take one Irish girl who hates school, and give her a phone...
Hedgehog CrispsListener Rachel shares memories of her childhood favourite...
Going to work with your parents Part OneYour going to work stories!
Birthday letterA special guest is invited to Ed's birthday...
Ben ShepherdThe GMTV star talks about his charity boxing match with Lemar
Going to work with your parents Part TwoMore of your stories
Food BoastEd talks about his favourite subject!
Nick HancockNick tells us exactly what it's like to go head to head with Sir Alan Sugar...
Anton Du BeckThe Strictly Come Dancing star popped in for a chat
Ed's birthday 2Another invitation to Ed's birthday...
Chaz and Dave say goodbye...Chaz and Dave's farewell to Sarah-Jane....
St. George Part OneYour St. George 'facts'...
John Collins' songJohn tells us about his favourite Club Classic
Trinny and SusannahThe 'What Not To Wear' stars talk about their involvement in Style in the City
St. George Part TwoMore of your St. George 'facts'...
St. George Part ThreeYour final helping of St. George 'facts'...
Andrea CorrFind out what happened when Andrea Corr popped in!
The Good Wife GuideSJ demonstrates the way things were in a very different time...
Al Murray interviewThe pub landlord came in for a chat...
Dad-ismsEd and Rachel talked about the strange things your dad says...
Tony Blair RapTony's St. George's Day ode to England...
Beverley KnightWhat happened when Wolverhampton's Beverley Knight popped in?
Changing RoomsRachel pops down to New Look to check out the world's most amazing changing rooms...
See the pics here!
School Pets 1It's Miss Hart and her Fire Bellied Toads...
School Pets 2Dis anyone have a stranger school pet than Steve?
Hot or Not?Ed takes Rachel's photo onto the streets to get the public opinion...
Bring on the Garys!Rachel's wondering where they've all gone, so her faith was restored when a genuine real life Gary called in!
What a cock-up!After the Deal or No Deal disaster, we asked for your best cock-up stories!
GaryokeOur 'Where have all the Garys gone?' campaign continues apace, and we're finding innovative new ways of spreading the word about the Gary cause! Today's big idea was... ahem... 'Garyoke'. Listen again if you dare!
More Celebrity EndorsementsBoyz 2 Men say 'Good Luck'!
Tamzin OuthwaiteEver wondered what's the former EastEnder's favourite potato dish?
Caught in the buffListener Jill had a wake-up call to remember one Sunday morning...
Nearly...After Rachel missed a chance to appear in American Werewolf in London, we talked about the things you NEARLY did...
Baby Garys..As the campaign to save the Garys continues, we're after some brand new ones!
AccidentsWe've all had them; those moments when you just want the ground to open and swallow you up! This morning on Heart Breakfast, Rachel told us her most embarrassing accident.
LOADS of you got in touch with your stories including Claire who had an accident on a trip to get an ice cream...
Changing names...Nicholas De Lacy Brown was the hapless contestant who suffered the indignity of being fired first on the Apprentice. Ed and Rachel took inspiration from his unusual name...
Steve Denyer's mistake...Whilst recording his daily Time Tunnel promo, Steve got his lyrics muddled up... it's an outtake that was never meant to see the light of day, but we've got it!
Have you been drinking, Sir?There's nobody quite like policemen for mastering sarcasm... but one of our listeners managed to get his own back!
Rolling Stones - The MovieWe've managed to get hold of the trailer... we're not sure how genuine it is!
Running AwayThose half-hearted childhood attempts to run away!
Coleen NolanThe star of Loose Women popped in for a chat!
The Relationship Grand NationalAs it's the biggest day in Horse Racing tomorrow, we decided to make our own little version of the race that we called the Relationship Grand National
Que sera, sera...Chas and Dave's special tribute for the Albion ahead of the FA Cup Semi Final...
Pet Stories Part OneYour funny pet stories...
More pets and woodpigeons...A few more pet stories, and your wood pigeon interpretations!
Guess the GaryRachel is leader of the Gary movement, but some have questioned her credentials to be the mouthpiece of the campaign... so, this morning on Heart Breakfast, Ed and Rachel played 'Guess The Gary!'
Dr. WhoHas Dr. Who happened on a miracle weight loss revolution?
Strange CollectionsThe Midlands' weirdest collections revealed!
Talking to yourselfRachel admits to talking to her cat, and it turns out she's not alone!
Emma GriffithsEmma Griffiths popped into Heart Breakfast for a chat.
Relationships: The point of no returnListener Carl puts forward his views on when a relationship becomes official...
Relationships: The TalkListener Ginnette tells us about how a relationship should become official...
BagpussTake a trip down memory lane!
Secret Codes Part OneListener Michaela has a strange use for the words 'Buckingham Palace...
Secret Codes Part TwoCallers Karen and Abby both have their own unique phrases
Virtual Bubble WrapEd discovers the wonder of virtual bubble wrap...
GoosingYour tales of those cheeky pinches on the bum!
The worst date ever?Looks like we'll soon find out...
Lost and FoundCaller Phil doesn't quite understand the difference between finding something and blatant theft!
Big Brother's Little Brother?Could we be about to see the youngest ever contestant this summer?
Jonathan Wilkes InterviewWe spoke to star of the new stage show The Wedding Singer and best mate of Robbie Williams, Jonathan Wilkes.
SuperheroesSuperheroes with useless powers
Superheroes Top 5Your top 5 Superheroes with rubbish powers
Famous visitorsWhat celebs visited your school?
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