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Hear some of the funniest bits from Heart again and again with Heart On Demand.
Al Murray on Heart BreakfastHear what happened when the Pub Landlord popped in to speak to Ed and Sarah-Jane.
Ed on topless sunbathingListen to this hilarious tale from Ed about going topless sunbathing with his sister-in-law.
Bryn ChristopherUpcoming music sensation Bryn Christopher popped in for a chat with Matt Jarvis.
Take That Mark!To kick-off Take That Tuesday, Ed told a story about Mark Owen.
Ed's mom on the phone!Ed's mom calls in to talk about his imaginary friend!
How Dumb Are We?On A-Level results day, Ed tests Sarah to see "How Dumb Have You Become?"
Ian Beale in his pants!We talked to Adam Woodyatt about tonight's EastEnders
The Guy GuideWhat men want...
Invisible MonkeysA tragic end to a heartwarming tale!
Mick Stubbles' DreamOur Wimbledon Correspondent shares his Sue Barker fantasy... oo-err!
Ed's eBay Problem...We were happy about Ed being sold on eBay for £411.99... then we realised there was a problem!
The Guy GuideHow women should please their fellas...
FACT!Your funny, weird, bizarre and odd facts!
The famous Irish girl!Take one Irish girl who hates school, and give her a phone...
Hedgehog CrispsListener Rachel shares memories of her childhood favourite...
Going to work with your parents Part OneYour going to work stories!
Questions Posed in Songs 1The Bee Gees benefit from our wisdom...
Birthday letterA special guest is invited to Ed's birthday...
Ben ShepherdThe GMTV star talks about his charity boxing match with Lemar
Going to work with your parents Part TwoMore of your stories
Questions posed in songs 2It's Charles and Eddie's turn to seek our advice!
Food BoastEd talks about his favourite subject!
Nick HancockNick tells us exactly what it's like to go head to head with Sir Alan Sugar...
Anton Du BeckThe Strictly Come Dancing star popped in for a chat
Gillian McKeithThe 'You are what you eat' star popped in for a chat.
Ed's birthday 2Another invitation to Ed's birthday...
Chaz and Dave say goodbye...Chaz and Dave's farewell to Sarah-Jane....
St. George Part OneYour St. George 'facts'...
Shopping ConfessionsWhat do you do to cover up your addiction?
Trinny and SusannahThe 'What Not To Wear' stars talk about their involvement in Style in the City
St. George Part TwoMore of your St. George 'facts'...
Match of the DayA quandry involving bras and knickers!
St. George Part ThreeYour final helping of St. George 'facts'...
Andrea CorrFind out what happened when Andrea Corr popped in!
The Good Wife GuideSJ demonstrates the way things were in a very different time...
The Apprentice's LindiWhat's it like to be fired by Sir Alan?
Al Murray interviewThe pub landlord came in for a chat...
Dad-ismsEd and Rachel talked about the strange things your dad says...
Tony Blair RapTony's St. George's Day ode to England...
Questions posed in a song Part 3It's UB40's turn today...
Beverley KnightWhat happened when Wolverhampton's Beverley Knight popped in?
Changing RoomsRachel pops down to New Look to check out the world's most amazing changing rooms...
See the pics here!
School Pets 1It's Miss Hart and her Fire Bellied Toads...
Questions posed in a song Part FourIt's Whitney Houston's turn!
School Pets 2Dis anyone have a stranger school pet than Steve?
Hot or Not?Ed takes Rachel's photo onto the streets to get the public opinion...
Catcam!Useless or genius?
Bring on the Garys!Rachel's wondering where they've all gone, so her faith was restored when a genuine real life Gary called in!
Geri HalliwellThe Spice Girl popped in for a chat
What a cock-up!After the Deal or No Deal disaster, we asked for your best cock-up stories!
Catcam - The Results!How did Rachel's cat Malakai get on as a photographer?
GaryokeOur 'Where have all the Garys gone?' campaign continues apace, and we're finding innovative new ways of spreading the word about the Gary cause! Today's big idea was... ahem... 'Garyoke'. Listen again if you dare!
Fiver Fever Week OneDid Dawn manage to turn her fiver into five grand? Find out here.
More Celebrity EndorsementsBoyz 2 Men say 'Good Luck'!
Questions posed in a song!Diana Ross can sleep soundly tonight!
Tamzin OuthwaiteEver wondered what's the former EastEnder's favourite potato dish?
Gok WanGok gives his summer fashion advice
Caught in the buffListener Jill had a wake-up call to remember one Sunday morning...
Claims to fameTimmy Mallett's optician?
Nearly...After Rachel missed a chance to appear in American Werewolf in London, we talked about the things you NEARLY did...
Dumped...The best and worst reasons for being dumped!
Baby Garys..As the campaign to save the Garys continues, we're after some brand new ones!
Anne Breaks the BankListener Anne sacrifices the piggy for Westlife tickets!
AccidentsWe've all had them; those moments when you just want the ground to open and swallow you up! This morning on Heart Breakfast, Rachel told us her most embarrassing accident.
LOADS of you got in touch with your stories including Claire who had an accident on a trip to get an ice cream...
Heather's Got FeverDid Heather bag the five grand? Find out here!
Changing names...Nicholas De Lacy Brown was the hapless contestant who suffered the indignity of being fired first on the Apprentice. Ed and Rachel took inspiration from his unusual name...
Happy Birthday Judy!A birthday song for Judy Finnegan's 60th!
Steve Denyer's mistake...Whilst recording his daily Time Tunnel promo, Steve got his lyrics muddled up... it's an outtake that was never meant to see the light of day, but we've got it!
Ronan talks to Emma BListen again to Emma B's chat with Ronan Keating (with the rest of Boyzone in the background).
Have you been drinking, Sir?There's nobody quite like policemen for mastering sarcasm... but one of our listeners managed to get his own back!
Disco Dave the Rave71-year-old wannabe, 'Disco Dave the Rave', performs for Heart at the X Factor auditions at Villa Park!
Rolling Stones - The MovieWe've managed to get hold of the trailer... we're not sure how genuine it is!
Emma B talks to Rick AstleyThe 80's star popped in for a quick chat about his suprise comeback.
Running AwayThose half-hearted childhood attempts to run away!
Has Emily got the X Factor?We spoke to Emily on her way to the second day of X Factor auditions at Villa Park!
Coleen NolanThe star of Loose Women popped in for a chat!
Trevor and SimonKids' TV legends Trev and Simon popped in for a chat!
The Relationship Grand NationalAs it's the biggest day in Horse Racing tomorrow, we decided to make our own little version of the race that we called the Relationship Grand National
Victoria Beckham speaks to HeartListen to Victoria Beckham's exclusive interview with Heart Showbiz Online!
Que sera, sera...Chas and Dave's special tribute for the Albion ahead of the FA Cup Semi Final...
Forget Andy Abraham......this is the worst entry ever!
Pet Stories Part OneYour funny pet stories...
Too many Part OneWhat do you have to much of?
More pets and woodpigeons...A few more pet stories, and your wood pigeon interpretations!
Two Many Part TwoWhat do you have to many of?
Guess the GaryRachel is leader of the Gary movement, but some have questioned her credentials to be the mouthpiece of the campaign... so, this morning on Heart Breakfast, Ed and Rachel played 'Guess The Gary!'
Things you should do at least onceLoads of you got in touch with your suggestions including Sarah who wanted to do something manly!
Dr. WhoHas Dr. Who happened on a miracle weight loss revolution?
Strange CollectionsThe Midlands' weirdest collections revealed!
Questions Posed in a SongEd and Rachel seem to have lost their love for this...
Talking to yourselfRachel admits to talking to her cat, and it turns out she's not alone!
Car gamesYou ways of staying occupied en-route!
Emma GriffithsEmma Griffiths popped into Heart Breakfast for a chat.
Debbie plays Fiver FeverDid she walk away with the five grand?
Relationships: The point of no returnListener Carl puts forward his views on when a relationship becomes official...
Relationships: The TalkListener Ginnette tells us about how a relationship should become official...
Eammon HolmesFind out what he does in the car with his partner, Ruth!
BagpussTake a trip down memory lane!
Rachel and a celebrity......sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
More celeb kissing stories...Rachel's not the only one.
Secret Codes Part OneListener Michaela has a strange use for the words 'Buckingham Palace...
Secret Codes Part TwoCallers Karen and Abby both have their own unique phrases
Questions posed in a songLionel Ritchie benefits from our wisdom
Virtual Bubble WrapEd discovers the wonder of virtual bubble wrap...
GoosingYour tales of those cheeky pinches on the bum!
Animal AttacksAfter hearing about the dog-biting tortoise, we asked for more stories of when good animals go bad...
The worst date ever?Looks like we'll soon find out...
A tale of two F-words'Fired', and the 'bad one'!
Lost and FoundCaller Phil doesn't quite understand the difference between finding something and blatant theft!
NicknamesThe funny names you've been called - both wanted and unwanted!
Big Brother's Little Brother?Could we be about to see the youngest ever contestant this summer?
Jon CulshawIt was a celebrity fest today, with Simon Cowell, Frank Bruno, and even Gordon Brown popping in for a chat! Well... almost.
Impressionist Jon Culshaw was the man behind the voices, and after talking about the fact that parents don't read to their kids anymore, we set him a challenge! Click here to listen again!
Jonathan Wilkes InterviewWe spoke to star of the new stage show The Wedding Singer and best mate of Robbie Williams, Jonathan Wilkes.
What is love?It's another question posed in a song!
SuperheroesSuperheroes with useless powers
Tell me have you seen her?We answer Chi-Lites' question posed in a song!
Superheroes Top 5Your top 5 Superheroes with rubbish powers
Famous visitorsWhat celebs visited your school?
Present and incorrectYour stories of the worst presents you've ever had!
Lovely buildings...What BUILDINGS could you fall in love with?
Do you know?Enrique Iglesias has his question answered!
How much do you like your job?Listener Lee is down in the dumps
Paul DanielsYou'll like it... but not a lot!
If buildings could talk......what would they say?
Questions posed in a songMadonna's quandry is solved
Changing image...What does it represent?
Pigeon updateThe latest on Ed's new friend?
Sharleen SpiteriThe former Texas frontwoman popped in for a chat.
Don't you want me?We let the Human League know the answer...
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